That's Not Me
from Lips Stretched Out Got my lazy boy back, getting ready for my mission.
Remote control is ready, the satellites in position.
Can you dig it?
Orvilles poppin in the kitchen,
Wered that woman put the salt?
She knows I like my butter with my six pack a malt.
Can you dig it?
Oh no shes home, I washed and folded all the clothes.
You look, so fine, I mowed the lawn.
But when shes not around, thats not me.
Can you dig it? Thats not me.
Got the fellas coming over. Tysons fighting again.
I think its starting at 8 on ESPN.
Can you dig it?
Hey dont forget to put the seat down,
when youre finished with the can.
Cuz my wife will kick my booty if she catches me again.
Can you dig it?
Oh dear, come here,
your hair looks great, your skins so clear.
Did you have fun? Shopping at the mall?
But when shes not around, thats not me.
Can you dig it? Thats not me.
Just a diggin in my but, pick the crust between my toes.
All finished with my pizza, still I could eat some mo.
Can you dig it?
Now my belly is hangin over and my fro is getting thin.
My babys got me trained and its time to fetch again.
Can you dig it?
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