If You Was A Dog
from Lips Stretched Out Here in the shade, whats a dog ta do
Cept wag my tail, maybe bark and pooh
I drinks toilette water straight out da bowl
I sleep outside when the night get cold
Hump any leg at the drop of a dime
Stick my nose all up up up the crack o yo behind
Aint nothing wrong wit lickin you chicken
And youd do it too, if you was a dog
So I say ahooooo I got doggy style
Howlin ahooooo I wanna bury ma bone
Lyin on my back wit ma legs spread wide
Dreamin of tail, and the scent of her hide
When I got hot I sweat, pant and drool
Den I go soak my ass in my neighbors pool
Hump any leg at the drop of a dime
Stick my nose all up up up the crack o yo behind
Aint nothing wrong wit lickin you chicken
And youd do it too, if you was a dog
So I say ahooooo I got doggy style
Howlin ahooooo I wanna bury ma bone
Go where I want, do do as I please
Give a golden shower to that old oak tree
Over zone corner the yard is looking bare
Time to fertalize go drop a pile over dare
Theres a pretty French poodle coming by tonite
Get my growl together get it barkin just right
Dey say every dog gonna have his day, and if you were me
Youd be howlin too if you were a dog, a dogs dog
Hump any leg at the drop of a dime
Stick my nose all up up up the crack o yo behind
Aint nothing wrong wit lickin you chicken
And youd do it too, if you was a dog
So I say ahooooo I got doggy style
Howlin ahooooo I wanna bury ma bone
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